Orb End Of Year Function

MEMO FROM MANAGEMENT After another year of outstanding carry-on, House of Orb International invites all employees, shareholders and assorted liabilities to our Annual Christmas Function. We’ve worked hard. We’ve achieved things. The salvation is decorative, but the spreadsheets are real. Join your fellow Orblings at The Bird for a full working day of festive networking, team bonding and getting things done. Bring your mates, your colleagues and that person who definitely doesn’t work here but always comes to the Christmas party. Think power suits, shoulder pads, festive ties and the unearned confidence of middle management. Dress like you’ve just approved a budget you don’t understand. The Bird 10am–6pm djs Chairman Ben, Miss Woo, Nexus Connective, Grubbyhands, Flako, C.A.M Your presence is required and will be reflected in your performance review. Praise be to the Orb. Warm regards, Management